"I'M A RAPPER" by: Howard Allen (Pseudonym)

I'm a rapper
I'm as cool as the next thing
I'm a rapper
I'm down with my Bling Bling
I talk in improper English form
Cause in society that seems to be the norm
I'm just a cool black kid who acts all tough
Even 5 years olds know I'm hot stuff
You don't know me because I'm the shit
Try to mess with me and I'll tell you to cool it
Bitches, Hoes, and STD's
That's all I rap about even my momma agrees
Well that's my story as you must know
I'm the black rapper whose academically slow
I value rapping neighborhoods above all things
Because the other ones make me feel like I'm in Beijing
Remember my name Howard Allen you hear
The rapper who could never be an aerospace engineer